BANANA SPLIT

Banana Split....an attempt to create the most perfect dessert
First and foremost aquire a banana boat

Take one plantain...split length ways into two halves..exposing the sweet seedy banabdomen
Place the twins on their curved surface exposing their sweet bellies

Apply carefully two hearty scoops of creamy vanilla icecream

Wait for 60 seconds until they settle onto their fruity hosts and start to soften

Adeptly in a Jackson Pollockesque manouver apply a liberal 2-5 cm layer of Chocolate Fudgy Syrup

Now just stand and look at it as your ptyalism becomes rampant...pretasting foreplay..OBLIGATORY

Lavish the Andean Dessert with copious sprinkles of crushed NUTS...whatever your pref..I prefer peanuts and pistacchios

Penultimate application of Whip Cream from Spray Can....must be light and luscious...build it to a decadent altitude..
that is until it conspires to fall off

Finally liberally spray 100's and 1000's (10^2's + 10^3's)..IF YOU LIKE ADD THE CHERRY...NOT FOR ME THOUGH TAAH
NOW YOU CAN TUCK IN ...use only a teaspoon to consume and savour each delightful mouthful